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Turducken is pretty genius. What football player or personality would be even better with another player, personality, or celebrity stuffed inside? Team Name Answer Points Comments ANo Northmen Ed Hockuley stuffed into Madden with a splash of Al Michaels 5 Ed's the man. GN Ferments-A-Lot Every touchdown shown on the NFL Redzone channel stuffed inside Gus Johnson. Delisioso! 5 Daayyaammnn! Great answer, me. KW The Swinging Richards William Perry stuffed with OJ Simpson. 5 OJ in The Fridge. +1000! DW Bevo XIV I prefer me some Ines Sainz stuffed with Jillian Barberie to get the blonde/brunette, high voice/low voice with a slight accent combo. 5 Awesomely technical. KH Smokey's Bandits Stuff VY with Dick Butkus so he won't be such a baby. 3 -2 for stuffing anything with Dick. WH The Cheerios Jessica Simpson stuffed inside Eri

Stuffing meat and things in the turkey and/or frying it is like sooo oughts. What side dish would you improve by stuffing meat in it or frying it?     Your Team Name Answer Points Comments ANo Northmen Fried green bean casserole, fair grounds style! 3 Yes GN Ferments-A-Lot Pan fried sausage stuffed turkey stuffing kolaches 3 Yes KW The Swinging Richards Deep Fried Candied Yams.   Nuf Said. 3 Yes DW Bevo XIV Leaning toward breakfast fare, someday I want to try scrapple stuffed French Toast. 4 Scrapple, +1 KH Smokey's Bandits Erin Andrews is a tasty dish, but I'll leave that one to Kevin.   So, I'll go with a Cafe Du Monde beignet stuffed with a Nachitoches meat pie -- in other words sweet fried dough stuff with fried spicy meat. MMMmmm...Louisiana in my mouth. 5 EA, +1. Meat pie, +1 WH The Cheerios pumpkin roa

post last edited 11/30/10 11:37 PM No VY today? No #12? Time to eat some turkey and nap. Just saying. Week 13 NFL Scoreboard You know who is not falling asleep? Bevo XIV (DW). He currently holds a 7 pick advantage over One Man Wolfpack (MF), which I can't type without thinking "mthrfkr" in my head. Whatever that says about me, I'm sure it's true. Point summaries for Week 13: Two words: M. F. How do you make a run at the top spot? How about 14 of 16 NFL picks? If this race heats up, then there may not even be a race from below for the #2 spot. Weekly Stats: Weekly Winner(s): MF (14) +3 bonus points NFL dubs (12+): CCa, KS (13), A-C, DC, ANe, MF (14), Lo  +3 bonus points Bonus Question: Turducken is pretty genius. What football player or personality would be even better with another player, personality, or celebrity stuffed inside? SEE POST Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

post last updated 11/30/10 4:28PM If WhooDat4Life (Lo) forgets to send his picks, we might have a chance. But when I say we, I don't mean me. :( -Twenty-Four point deficit NCAA SCOREBOARD Point summaries for Week 13: I probably haven't written enough about league newbie WhooDat4Life's (Lo) late season domination of our NCAA Contest. But I should have. The Swinging Richards (KW) held the top spot for the first 8 weeks of the NCAA Pick'em contest. By week 6, WhooDat4Life was 9 picks out of the top spot. 9 games! As good as Lo has been picking, he averages only 8.5 correct picks a week. He gained only a single point on the leader in Week 7, then two more points in Week 8, two more in Week 9, three in Week 10, and then took the lead with only three weeks remaining in the contest. His Pick'em scores during that climb to the top: 6, 13, 11, 9, 8. What does he do once he catches some clean air up front? 12 and 10. Damn. Folks, there is only one week remainin

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last updated 11/21/10 11:01 AM I'm a pretty decent human being, but I find myself pulling for Favre and Vick this week. I guess that is why TMZ decided to get in the sports business. This right here ain't gossip. It's the truth. WEEK 12 NFL SCOREBOARD .

last updated 11/21/10 11:17PM I hear Mr. Smokeypants (KH) is going to rock out with his gamecock out this week. Don't send any photos. Oh wait, digging back through the emails, he said he would be ball hair out. Nevermind then... but still I don't want an MMS. Thank you Cam Newton's Dad. Your dumbassery has replaced my previous media obsession of Brett Favre's dong. How 'bout some scores? WEEK 12 NCAA SCORECARD The Pelini brothers are totally insane, and they are such sore losers its impossible not to have some Schadenfreude at their expense. Check out Carl Pelini attacking an Aggie storming the field after the big 9-6 win.  Here is the story. LINK For the most part, I like Aggie football. But Aggies, they are just different. ( warning : man part violation in video)

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(updated 11/20/10 11:08 AM) banana banana banana. Week 11 NFL Scorecard orange you glad I didn't say banana? Step aside Chuck, Nick Javas is currently my hero. ...but guys, he has got competition. Point summaries for Week 11: Do you want to know what I think about this week? (I'm going to assume you do, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this part.) I like a week where I can score 5 and still move two spots up the leaderboard. You know Bevo XIV (DW) likes about this week? That we all sucked and he picked 9 games correct. Weekly Stats: Weekly Winner(s): DW (9) +3 bonus points NFL dubs (12+): None  +3 bonus points Bonus Question: ATS Pick: Dallas +13.5 or New York -13.5. Final Score: Dallas 33, NYG 20. Whoa. Correct Answer = Dallas +13.5 , KH, JH, JB, ANe, CCo, DD, DC, KZ, RK Paid: KW, DW, KH, WH, KZ, KS, JH, DD, CG, JN, ANe, MF, Lo, AP +1

(Last updated 1/15/10 2:59 PM)  click on the link below if you want to see the scoreboard. Week 11 NCAA Scoreboard look at this chart below if you want to know how your picks affected the leaderboard. Week 11: A Boring Week of Football: ...or so it seemed going into the weekend. Who had #1 Oregon squeaking by Cal 15-13? Is the overrated tag unfair? Probably. Who had Michigan turning the ball over another fifty-seven thousand times, eh? I had some comments about Cam Newton's game against a mediocre Georgia team, but he stole them. Anyone catch all those dirty plays by Auburn  DL Nick Fairley ? Class. TCU almost lost to San Diego State. That would have been a damn shame. I really hope you can tell how broken up I'd be about it from my writing. And Utah got spanked by Notre Dame... maybe TCU ain't that good after all. Although I'd root my arse off for them in a playoff scenario, TCU doesn't belong in the BCS title game. The Old Ball Coach beat Florida and punch

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I can't believe I just discovered these videos. Given that... this video is just reason #3295443 the Internet is the best thing that has happened in the history of the Earth. (if you don't watch all 6 minutes and 29 seconds of this, then we can't be friends anymore... just saying)

(last updated 11/9/10 11:36 AM) Same as yesterday, I promise to get caught up on both of these contests before the weekend is over. Current NFL Leaderboard: 12:42 PM : Thank goodness for the NFL Redzone channel. Another seemingly boring slate of games are made more interesting by their coverage. It's a good time to dig into last week's wrap up. 12:45 PM : What happened last week - Week 9 NFL Scoreboard What happened this week - Week 10 NFL Scoreboard 12:54 PM : Week 9 NFL Bonus - Brett Favre clearly called Sterger. We can hear his voice. However, I don't know about you guys, but I don't know what his man parts look like. If Brett had to tweet an excuse, er proof, that those cell phone pics weren't his junk, what would he tweet? (0-5 pts, only the first 140 characters of your answer will be considered) ANo, Northmen - "That couldn't be me because I'm straight cc: @Sterger69 @RealCommishTagliabue" (FTW! +5) GN, Ferments-A-Lo

(last updated 11/7/10 3:38 PM) Current NCAA Leaderboard: 11:00 AM : Before the day is over, I'll get all the Week 9 NCAA wrapped up. The football is slightly weak today. Arguably the best game of the day (TCU/Utah) is on opposite of the other best game of the day (Bama/LSU). On top of that, TCU/Utah is on CBS-CS and not available in HD, at least it is on my Comcastic cable carrier. NASCAR Nationwide and/or horse racing and/or ps3 may get some TV time today. 11:36 AM : Thirty six minutes into Week 10 game watching and there are already like 38 turnovers in the Michigan/Illinois game. But I know that 30 minutes from now that piece of information won't be very interesting. What would be interesting is the... Week 10 NCAA Scoreboard 11:44 AM : Is anyone up on this Death to the BCS book? I haven't read a book since middle school (and when I say "read" I mean I got pretty close to finishing because it was short), but if I did read books, I would read this one.

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