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SCORECARD Pickem-Football.com 2012 Week 9 NFL Card (v1.0) - Scorecard LEADERBOARD

updated 10/29/12 11:28 AM Be honest, how many times did you watch the Lattimore knee video? How many times did you want to watch it? Has The Walking Dead desensitized you from body mutilation? So many questions. We now know Notre Dame picked up a huge win. But did they really need it that badly? You guys have answers to that, and I've posted them below. But first, some administrative stuff. SCOREBOARD Weekly Winner = 3pts. MF (10/15 picks). First a perfect NFL card last week, now an NCAA win. One Man Wolfpack is getting it done! Double Digit Card (10+) = 3pts. MF (10) Paid Entry Fee = 1pt/wk. (55% of league) GN, DW, KS, CCo, DCo, CG, JBe, MN, JC, AP, KP, DD, Lo, DT, JHu, ANe Best Bests = (choose your risk) No winners. I'll tweak this for next week. Open ended bonus question... answers are at the bottom of this post. LEADERBOARD BlitzKrieg (RK) still holds the top spot, and TXH8R (DT) has slid into the two hole. Don't forget -- the top two spots in ...

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Your picks sucked last week, what happened? Not sucking is impossible. I think people that bet on football must be morons. This is the most unpredictable sport known to man. I'm thankful it's only 25 bones to play here. Thanks G! (14 National Championships, CG, +4) Hockey is pretty unpredictable. -G I suck. (BlitzKrieg, RK, +2) ...and I suck you suck we suck. -G The NFL happened!! Any Given Sunday. (Cacti3, DCo, +3). Obviously it's Oliver Stone's fault. -G Wish I knew...I guess the NFL happened...any given Sunday! (Gig'em!, AP, +3) Whoa. Coincidence? -G It's not my fault that I suck. See wha ha happen was...I was in a very bad spot emotionally.  I had gone off my diet, eaten way too many carbs and just wasn't feeling my old self.  My husband was buying me funnel cakes and pistolettes at the Rice Harvest festival and I felt he was trying to fatten me up like a turkey...a Thanksgiving turkey-with cornbread stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy, r...

Your team sucked last week, what happened? Yeah, they sucked. Here's the reason. Reality. (Levain’s Cookies, A-C, +2). It bites. -G The other team made more points than we did. Less points than opponent equals sucks! (A Northmen, ANo, +3). You do the math. -G Injuries killed us. (JoeMama_TheGreek, JHu, +2). Fatal injuries, it would appear. -G The university of Notre Dame hatched a super secret global conspiracy to take down the Longhorn Network. The reason, you ask? Because while THEY are the only school who has a sweetheart television deal, even they never thought of getting their own tv network. The audacity of those Longhorns. Of course they couldn't have done it without a secret weapon. No it wasn't the support of the vaunted and still bitter, university of nebraska. No it wasn't the vast might and reach of the Texas A&M aggies. It was the absolute and inexplicable inability of Mack Brown to coach a meaningful game against the Sooners. Mack Brown mus...

Here are your scorecard links. Web updates probably won't happen until Sunday night. Score updates should happen in the evenings and a couple times during the day. Week 8 NCAA Scorecard Week 8 NFL Scorecard

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Pickem-Football.com 2012 Week 7 NFL Card (v1.0) - Scorecard

You know from yesterday's post what happened on Saturday. For the most part, I don't want to talk about it. Sometimes it is best to look at things from a completely different perspective. You didn't think I'd cue up some OU celebration right there, did you? NCAA SCOREBOARD I should have put some stuff here. Pickem-Football.com 2012 Week 7 NCAA Card (v1.0) - Scorecard BONUS POINT EXPLANATION Here is how bonus points were tallied. Weekly Winners = 3pts. DD (12/15 picks) Double Digit Card (10+) = 3pts. ANo, KZ, CCa, GF (11), CCo (11), MN, AP, DD (12), DT, JHu Paid Entry Fee = 1pt/wk. (55% of league) GN, DW, KS, CCo, DCo, CG, JBe, MN, JC, AP, KP, DD, Lo, DT, JHu, ANe Game of the Week = 3pts ( USC /LSU)). ANo, KW, DW, KH, KZ, KS, GF, A-C, CG, JBe, MN, JN,  AP, MF, DD, Lo, DT, JHu Best Bets (three correct picks needed) = 5pts. CCa, CCo, DD, JBe, KP More QB Turnovers ( Ash=3 , Jones=1)= 2pts. ANo, AP, DT, DW, JC, JHa, JHu, JN, KP, KS, KZ, Lo Shou...

Winning on Saturday is hard. You need a great plan and error free execution. That's why I make myself a TV guide on "home weekends" (not to be confused with weekends where my team is home and I'm out of town at the game). I haven't shared one of these with you guys yet this year. 99% of the reason is that I'm usually just completing it as Corso is putting on the headgear. Going into a Red River Shootout weekend, I'm much more prepared. Below is how I'll be winning this Saturday. It's just a game plan, so other than 11am-3pm, there may be audibles. If you don't live in Houston and have Comcast cable, then you'll have to ignore the channel numbers and deal with any regional broadcast differences. You may also notice there is a selfish method to my selection of games on home weekends. I can handle four feeds to four televisions in the living room -- plus a computer. Unless sickness befalls me in the 1PM hour, I *will* watch all 15 games ...

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Don't tase me, bro. SCORECARD Our league put up big numbers again this week. The NFL schedule has shrunk to the mid-season number of 14 games per week with a full slate of bye weeks kicking in. Despite this, we still picked an average of 10 correct. Gig'em (AP) and Chicainery (CCa) both picked 12/14 correctly. Our worst effort was blindly picking Green Bay and getting surprised by Luck. Congrats to Beelzebubbles (CCo) for predicting that emotional Colt win... or maybe just being lucky. In my opinion, the NBC and ESPN games are still killing it. Cheers to prime time NFL. Pickem-Football.com 2012 Week 6 NFL Card (v1.0) - Scorecard BONUS POINT EXPLANATION Here is how bonus points were tallied. Weekly Winners = 3pts. CCa, AP (12/14 picks) Double Digit Card (12+) = 3pts. CCa, AP Paid Entry Fee = 1pt/wk. GN, DW, KS (new, thanks!) , CCo, DCo (new, thanks!) , CG, JBe, MN, JC, AP, KP, DD, Lo, DT, JHu, ANe MNF Bonus (2 points each): How many snaps does Tim Tebo...

SH!T HAPPENED I tailgated all day last Saturday. But the weekend won't ever make any SEC fan's NCAA tailgates > NFL tailgate list. I literally cleaned up the sh!t of my 4y/o almost literally all day. I spent as much time in the port-a-potty as I did eating sausage. Man, I would have rather ate more sausage. Like, I missed the almost literally the entire 4th quarter of my own team’s game. Dude’s butt was almost literally on fire. Seriously, how could such a little package be holding so much sh!t? And what the hell was inside, literally making it come out so explosively and at hourly intervals? Unfortunately, I don’t know a lot about Saturday that doesn’t involve ~10 craft beers, some grilling, port-a-potty sh!tting, loads and loads of TP, and some using of a sink to clean shoes, socks, and shorts. However, I can usually figure out what it wasn't from watching Gameday Final and browsing the web. Arkansas Razorbacks 24 @ Auburn Tigers 7 (-9.5): Arkansas is NOT...

I left town without my computer, so I'm giving phone blogging a try for the first time. NCAA Scoreboard NFL Scoreboard

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Over/Under on when Gus Johnson's head explodes due to a ridiculously ridiculous long TD by either team in Austin? Gus Johnson's Head Explodes by flg8or99