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Mario Batali has it all, but if you had to pick, what would you rather be? Red on the head, fire in the bed. 24% Beelzebubbles (CCo) : A ginger quarterback for sure.  My almost albino skin will reflect from the Sun blinding the oncoming defense.  My receivers will be equipped with polarized glasses for UV protection so they will not be affected.  I will also then have a penis, because I am a boy. I'm not going to touch that one. +2 Bevo XIV (DW) : Ginger, as long as I can be slow, too. Slow is easy. Fast is hard. +1 Lost Cause (JH) : Ginger quarterback - can't handle the fat. Mmmm. Handling the fat. +2 Mrs. Carter's Moves (A-C) : OMG, Gingy all the way. Mmmm. All the way. +1 Gig'em! (AP) : Ginger fo sho! I think you'd make an adorable ginger. Let's do this! +1 AccidentChild (MN) : Is this really a question? Am I missing something? Ginger. You are missing the part where most of the league would rather be fat than ginger, but other than that... +1 F...

I've been out of town. Here are some relevant week 4 links for your clicking. NCAA Week 4 Scoreboard NCAA Overall Leaderboard NFL Week 4 Scoreboard NFL Overall Leaderboard (will post Sunday night)

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The Clowney hype is stupid. +3 Northmen (ANo): Here's hoping Clowney's "feeling better" this week.  Mrs. Carter's Moves (A-C): Wtf ...it's my birthday. Birthday's suck. +1 Chicainery (CCa): I'm so hopelessly out of touch with college football that I got nuthin fo ya. Filling this out sitting in an airplane in Frankfurt. Airplanes are awesome. Cell phone rules in airplanes are stupid. +1 Beelzebubbles (CCo): The more pick-em's I do the less I get you.  Is it more me or is it more you? I want to say its you. Couples get that way with each other. Love sucks. It's definitely you. +1 Longhorn Johnny Double D (DD) Johnny doesn't suck, and neither does that fake Longhorn tattoo. Manziel hatred is stupid. +3 Self Inflicted Wounds About the pics of wild topless OU sorority girls that’s made the Internet Dirt Burglars (DT): You have got to love dumb ass sorority chicks.  But Daddy did a pretty good job at getting the pics removed....

SCOREBOARD RECAP: P-F13 Week 3 NFL Scoreboard BONUS POINTS: Here is the breakdown for this week. Weekly Winner(s) = 3 pts: AP (15!) Double Digit Card (10+ picks correct) = 3 pts: AN, GN, KW, DW, KH, KZ, CCa, JH, CCo, DCo, A-C, CG, JB, JC, JN, AP, KP, MF, DD, DT, ANe, DR, DDi Game of the Week = 3 pts to everyone who correctly picked the Bengals over the Steelers Paid Entry Week = 1 pt every week: ANo, GN, DW, RK, A-C, JB, JC, AP, KP, DD, DT, ANe, DDi Weekly bonus question  = 0 to 3 points, subjectively scored. " Who would you rather be, a fat quarterback or a ginger quarterback? " See blog post for scores. LEADERBOARD: Everyone is still in it.

Damn it feels good in Tuscaloosa. Your browser does not support this audio Geto Boys - Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangsta What a game. Real good football. It was actually sad that someone had to lose that. SCOREBOARD RECAP: How'd you do? Check it. P-F13 Week 3 NCAA Scoreboard BONUS POINTS: Here is the breakdown for this week. Weekly Winner(s) = 3 pts: ANe Double Digit Card (10+ picks correct) = 3 pts: GN, KH, CG, JN, AP, ANe, DDi Game of the Week = BACKDOOR COVER!! 3 pts to everyone who correctly picked the Aggies. Paid Entry Week = 1 pt every week: ANo, GN, DW, RK, A-C, JB, JC, AP, KP, DD, DT, ANe, DDi Weekly bonus question  = 0 to 3 points, subjectively scored. "Your Bama/A&M pick.... why?" AGGIES BECAUSE... Inconsistent Losers (ANe): As much as I hate A&M and Johnny Football and all the ridiculous hype, I have to cheer against Alabama and all their fake championships. +2 Mississippi Mudpuppies (DR): 12th man. Not Manziel. Bam...

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How about those Cowboys and Texans, huh? Both are on pace to be undefeated this year.   SCOREBOARD RECAP: One person correctly picked Tennessee over Pittsburgh (DT, Dirt Burglars). One person incorrectly picked the Bills over the Patriots (DT, Dirt Burglars). Ballsy week 1 picks. DT finished with 10 of 16. How'd you do? Check it. P-F13 Week 2 NFL Scoreboard BONUS POINTS: Weekly Winner(s) = 3 pts: GF, JB, DD, DR Double Digit Card (10+ picks correct) = 3 pts: KW, KH, KZ, CCa, GF, JH, CCo, DCo, A-C, JB, JC, JN, KP, DD, DT, ANe, CS, DR Game of the Week = 3 pts to everyone who correctly picked Philly and Houston: KW, CCa, A-C, JC, CS, DDi Best Bets = 5 pts if all are correct: CCa, DD, GF, JH, JB, KP, KH, MN Paid Entry Week = 1 pt every week: ANo, GN, DW, RK, A-C, KP, DD, DDi More INTs Thrown= 3 pts: Look, you guys. It's ALWAYS Romo. It has never NOT been Romo. This week, it WASN'T FREAKING ROMO. Congrats to KW, JH, and MN who didn't pick Romo and accidental...

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Or maybe just some rules are stupid. But I think we can all agree that there are a couple decent rules. Killing someone is pretty universally terrible. Unless of course he is your enemy. Or if he is on your property and has “that look.” Am I right? Your browser does not support this audio Troublemaker - Weezer The Golden Rule is pretty righteous. Treat others like they treat you. Nailed that. Competition, or sport, is fundamentally defined by rules. Some rules are certainly better than others. Limiting the number of time outs is great. Not allowing much more than a clap after a score seems a little excessive. However the collection of rules outlines the game for the competitors and provides a path for a fair win, loss, or (in some unfortunate situations) draw. Inside the competition, the game may have unwritten rules or gentlemen’s agreements in addition to the written rulebook. Outside the competition, the coaching staff may have rules for the team. The staff ma...

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Crazy? Wierd? Wild? Nahh, just football... and it's back. Your browser does not support this audio The Underdog - Spoon FCS teams beat Kansas State and a ranked (but-does-preseason-number-twenty-five-really-mean-anything-question-mark) Oregon State. Each of the FBS teams paid for those beatings. To me, this wasn't the biggest news. The McNeese State Cowboys destroyed the South Florida Bulls 53-21. But that wasn't the biggest news either. South Florida paid like $400K. South Florida sits at *that* table now!? SCOREBOARD RECAP: The league picked 57% against the spread this week. If we were in a casino, hopefully we at least enjoyed the game watching and scored some free drinks. The easiest picks on the board for us were South Carolina -11.5, Utah -2.5, Oklahoma -23.5, and LSU -4.5. All favorites. In fact, 12 of 15 favorites on the card covered in Week 1. That is not the typical trend. Fear the underdog. The toughest collective picks on the board turned ou...