P-F14: Week 5 Results

Robots are great y'all. They vacuum your floors, they clean your pool, they build your cars, and they (allegedly) kill your terrorists. Robots do a lot of things that we humans frankly do poorly. This is why I'm shocked robots don't built parking garages. You know how I can prove that we suck at building parking garages? Because there isn't a single one on the entire Earth that is the same. On top of that, all of them suck donkey. Don't tell me that it has to do with footprint. I've seen two adjacent garages on a the same block with two different designs. Parking garages are are like freaking snowflakes.

Speaking of robots, Dean's Mediocre Picks (DDa) was just a little more human this week against the spread. Dude has been super silent on his 63% ATS methods. I'll crack that code though.

I don't have much else to say about Week 5, a week that I remember most for a lot of bad games. Like I'm sure someone once said, there are no bad games, just bad picks. Our collective NFL Pick'em scores were relatively low this week. And speaking of bad picks, who wants to see this nasty J.J. Watt pick six?

Here are your picks:

NCAA: http://bit.ly/pf14-wk05-ncaa-scores

BlitzKrieg (RK) and HackerHorn (MF) both picked 11/15 ATS. No one got the best bets ... mostly because Baylor and Texas A&M didn't cover.

NFL: http://bit.ly/pf14-wk05-nfl-scores

BlitzKrieg (RK) and AccidentChild (MN) picked 10/13 straight up, which capped a nice weekend for RK (double double digit week). For the bonus, I get the feeling some of you would have liked the parlay the taco with your chopped beef and po boy. Shameful.

Don't let that get you down.