P-F15: Week 11 NFL Bonus - Tell Me Something Good

Totally open-ended bonus question. Tell me something good.

Pee Wee Sperman	a blowjob from your best friend's hot mom...	OK. I wouldn't know, but I suppose that could be pretty good… if you were a teenager. I'm not really into my friend's moms anymore	+3
The Guru	Angry Tom Brady on my fantasy football team	An angry Tom Brady is good.	+4
A Northmen	There is enough DNA in an average person's body to stretch from the sun to Pluto 17 times....little known fact ;-)	Nerd.	+4
Gig'em	Only 2 weeks til Thanksgiving!	That woulda been good to read back then.	+3
chicainery	My wife had our baby last night. If that's not worth the full bonus, I don't know what would be!	Pictures or it didn't happen.	+6
Beelzebubbles	I have stopped fighting the battle of the bulge and decided to embrace my inner and outer chubby girl and love me for me. Fat is where its at yo!	Loving yourself is super good.	+5
15 National Championships	Well, the Aggies are a dumpster fire. And so are the Texans and Saints. But... BAMA is still keeping things interesting for this kid and... I get to be a full on fat ass in about two weeks.	That's all good, except the Texans part.	+4
Bey	Levain Bakery cookies. Delicious.	Cookies are really good.	+4
Tannesaurus Rex	The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.	I guess that is good.	+4
Cactie		Not good.	+0
Double D		Not good at all.	+0
Swamp Dawgs	If this presidential thing ends up Trump vs Clinton I have options: A. Kill my DirectTV subscription B. Move to Sweden and assume another name C. Wait for the Trump vs Clinton special election cage match on TNT Which do I do?	The answer is D (D?), all of the above.	+4
DirtBurglars	Free beer!	Free beer is the best kind of beer. Free sushi on the other hand, beware.	+4
Bevo XIV RIP	Over under on wins to win the AFC South: 6.5	Over is good.	+3
Left Hand Scissors		Not so good.	+0
Pimp Possee	Tell me something good...ah baby baby baby ahhh! http://youtu.be/SW06XaXk8dw	Yessir.	+6
The Velvet Neutral Ground	We're one step closer to never, ever having to stop drinking alcohol. http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/11/health/wearable-artificial-kidney-dialysis-study/index.html	Good gracious.	+5
Lost Cause	Christmas is about a month and a half away!!	Naughty or good?	+3
Naked Bootleggers	The Norris legacy will continue as my wife is having a boy!	Congrats. And what a legacy it has been.	+4
Bill F*cking O'Brien's Juice is Loose	I'm every woman	I can read your thoughts right now, every one from A to Z	+3
I got nothing	You know what's good? BEER	You know what's gooder? Free beer. (see above)	+3
Home Team Confusers	....Oooh Baby baby baby yeeeaaahhhhh...oooohh, oh, tell me tell me tell......	You know that's good. Original version good.	+5
Geaux JJ		Not good.	+0
Brownie Points		Also not good.	+0
Peyton's Ponies	-Thanksgiving right around the corner with stuffing and turkey and pumpkin pie. -Also the surprise divide in the NFL standings, either you're really good or you're not. Not sure if that is a good thing or not but all well it's interesting.	All good.	+4
AccidentChild	Cowboys when romo is back	Nope, still not that good.	+3
SayMyName	Brisket and Beer	So stinking good.	+5
BlitzKrieg		Less good.	+0
Alexandria Cyclones	It's a nice day outside.	Always good.	+3