P-F15: Week 13 Bonus - Pick'em Dash Football's Turkey Leg Awards

Pee Wee Sperman	Plan B pill because we all know NFL players need to stop popping out kids	OK. One leg to Plan B.	+3
The Guru	On a personal note, a shout out to my wife for completing a half marathon!	One turkey leg to The Guru's wife.	+3
A Northmen	Turkey Leg to Johnny Football for keeping out of trouble and staying first string....oh wait..what...never mind. Turkey Leg to the Comish for getting the card out on time (yup, not against brown nosing)	One browned turkey leg.	+3
Gig'em
chicainery
Beelzebubbles	Mine goes to the man who created the 99 Grand Parkway. I know it wasnt a woman because the road is super curvy!!	One turkey leg to super curvy women. No turkey legs to converting roads to toll.	+4
15 National Championships	Turkey leg to JFB for being the largest jackass to ever step on the football field.	Johnny Incognito gets a 2nd turkey leg.	+3
Bey	Kubiak. Just because.	Ugh. OK. One turkey leg to Kubes.	+3
Tannesaurus Rex	Browns head coach for overreacting. :)	Turkey legs to all (new franchise) Browns head coaches!	+4
Cactie
Double D
Swamp Dawgs	Les Miles. You have to give props to a man who can get fired and take $15 million with him	Turkey leg to that goofy mf'er, Les Miles.	+3
DirtBurglars	Turkey legs for the turkeys in congress	One turkey leg for Congress. They can figure out how to get it served.	+3
Bevo XIV RIP	Turkey Leg Award goes to the best lip syncing artist during the Macy's Day parade	A turkey leg to the sound guy.	+3
Left Hand Scissors
Pimp Possee	Anything	A turkey leg to you, sir.	+1
The Velvet Neutral Ground	My turkey leg award goes to Johnny Football aka Johnny Used Car Salesman. With a side of douche gravy.	Johnny likes legs.	+3
Lost Cause	Tony Romo and Dez Bryant back together and turning the Cowboys around!	A turkey leg to lost causes.	+4
Naked Bootleggers
Bill F*cking O'Brien's Juice is Loose	The Commish, nuff said	I love turkey legs	+3
I got nothing	Beer. Always the MVP	Turkey legs and beer.	+4
Home Team Confusers	Fallout 4	Turkey leg to "where did the day go?"	+3
Geaux JJ
Brownie Points
Peyton's Ponies	the turkey themselves, by allowing us to use this day and bird as not only an excellent meal but also as a symbol to get together with family and friends and hang out together and bring back old times. Also I'm sure the turkey would be pumped to get it's leg back.	A turkey leg for your answer too.	+5
AccidentChild	The Donald!	Turkeys for turkeys	+3
SayMyName
BlitzKrieg	Pickem commish for taking time out to score all of this stuff. Seriously, I have trouble finding the time to respond to simple, open-ended bonus questions with (presumably) no wrong answer.	Since there is no wrong answer, I will take that turkey leg.	+3
Alexandria Cyclones	6-pack of Genesee Cream Ale	It's like gravy to the turkey leg.	+3

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